gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…

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  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • Meanwhile in Canada: dude cuts up person and mails it to politicians

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I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate questions and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.

I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feet. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be. 

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I hope

I hope you dont regret me… I hope you dont regret us..

Zodiac Fears

  • Aries - separation/detachment
  • Taurus - change
  • Gemini - being alone
  • Cancer - feeling unloved
  • Leo - being ignored
  • Virgo - disorder
  • Libra - anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that'll destroy their life
  • Scorpio - failure and inadequacy
  • Sagittarius - being controlled
  • Capricorn - being misunderstood and not being good enough
  • Aquarius - being locked in
  • Pisces - upsetting others and rejection

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